The Onion and the Christmas tree

Family is sitting at the dinner table.

The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there're three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they're like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After 50, they're like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mom, how many types of 'willies' are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it's like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

Hahahahahaha.

My dogs, animals and Daemons

I know it is annoying for some while I keep yakking on about my dogs and on how much i love them. U may say i indulge on them a tad too much,and u couldn't find a reason for it. Well , simple. Think L-0-V-E.

Wouldn't u wanna lavish affection on someone u love too? ;)

and thats something about us dog owners which makes us freaks.
We could sit around tgt and go on and on about our dogs without feeling exasperated or overly moddle-coddle coz' there's a common understanding that they are also a big part of our world too.

Maybe u,& I doesn't have that common understanding.Yet

In the meantime, I've got a Daemon. And here i thought it'd be a penguin or ferret or somethin'. lol.
Whats yours?
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kitsch?

I think it would be cool if i could capture the whole brash and brassy attitude of the 80s fashion.

Vulgarity can also be sexy too, ok. haha.